How ? only 8" or 20cm, so how do I get 10" 25CM ?

Apart from someone sucking it 24/7

Answers on a post card, to PO Box XNXX

 

You could always tie a big boulder to it and drag it around!

 

Yep, could do, get some strange looks though walking down the street. OK, I'll try that one first thing.
Thanks XXX

 

Either you're bragging about the size of your dick or you're just really bad in bed and think having a bigger cock will help

 

It all depends on your priorities...do you care more what others will think or do you want a bigger dick?

 

Someone sucking it 24/7 wouldn't make it bigger, anyway.

And if someone was sucking it 24/7, what difference would it make if it were 10" long?

 

You need the following equipment, it is a simply but bloody process.

A very sharp knife
Some super glue
A piece of salami the same size in diameter as your dick.
Some straws

Procedure:
decide where to add the length, cut carefully to separate the two halves, stop the bleeding temporarily, install straws to connect the blood vessels in the two pieces, insert the desired length of salami with super glue on the ends.


DISCLAIMER:

Don't try this at home, it is a job for professionals.

 

But, wouldn't the salami go off? eugh!! You'd hafta replace every.. umm, however long it takes to go off Ouch! Best just stick to yer 8" I say ow!!

 

I'd say 8" is plenty anyway

 

Bragging again?

 

My dick's not 8"

 

Oops, stand corrected (am I wrong? D'oh!)

 

You know what's better than standing corrected?





Bending over corrected XD

 

Like HALLOO! I've bin bent over so long, my nose is rooted to my knees!! Eek I bay deverr stad stret agged

 

Are you speaking in tongue?

 

hmm, yeah, its my nose thats stuck,not my tongue. only similation i could come up with was when I licked the shelf in the freezer last weekk to help the defrost process.. couldn't even phone for the fire brigade.. dang!

 

I find getting a boner helps inlarge my dick. Or did someone already give you that piece of ancient wisdom?

 

My wife is a doctor and I asked her "Can you lengthen you penis with a procedure?"

Her answer is that NOTHING can legnthen your penis, not
sugury, gagets, pumps, even lots of sex wont do it!

you can make it WIDER... but she says the pumps can
damage the cells (they explode... kinda).

There is one surgury that was popular with the nudests,
it was a technique where they cut the tendon at your
man "taint" to increase "DANGLE LENGHT" that is, how
far your dick HANGS when flasid. There are some dangers
and it does NOTHING for the erect penis.

Shave and fuck SMALLER wemon (or people) and it will
APPEAR bigger!

 

Jack off at least 4 times a day minimum. It works for me. :mrgreen:

 

ooooooooo k then

well first off, you could learn how to spell enlarge, aight now that I've said my smartass remark, here's a lil help

you could either:

A-tie a heavy weight around it and most likely it will either get bigger or get ripped off (either way you'd probably pass out from the pain)

or

B- be happy with what God gave you and learn how to use it