I can sleep literally anywhere. And for some reason, it's impossible for me to stay awake on a plane. I am almost always asleep before the plane even takes off.

 

My nervous system is a little out of whack; I don't feel pain in my teeth. Which sounds like it would be awesome, but it is not, because I don't know anything's wrong until it's really very wrong.

 

I hate pumpkin pie and sweet potatoe pie. So I'm a hit around Thanksgiving. Ive been banned from more than one Thanksgiving dinner because grandmas refuse to take no I don't like pumpkin or sweet potatoe pie. Oh you'll like mine... they say and I try it again and they look at me like somehow this time I'll like the shit. So how was it. It fucking sucks lady. Then their all salty about it and we'll again im asked to leave.

 

I never wear underwear. I wear Spandex mountain biking shorts when riding dirt bikes or snowmobiles for "containment issues" but every other day of the year none. Underwear are stupid

 

I use a Flowbee to cut my hair.

 

Resting bitch face, I think they call it. A lot of the people who think negatively of me just think that I'm "always angry". To be fair, I CAN be extremely cynical. Especially when dealing with certain kinds of crowds and public places. But anyone whose took the time to speak to me on a regular basis without pre-judging knows that I am far from always "angry". I will joke, smile and cut up like anyone. Just because I don't walk around giggling like an idiot or giving some phoney "Hiiii!" to everyone 24-7 at any given moment.......... If I EVER start acting like that, THEN you can guess something's actually wrong with me, because that shit drains me and I'd probably be pretending just to please others.

 

It’s never enough for me - whatever I do - no matter how well - or how hard I try - it’s just never enough

 

My dreams are so vivid and realistic that I am constantly trying to decide if something actually happened or if I dreamt it. I can also read in my dreams, if I fall asleep while reading often times I'll dream I finished reading the book or chapter and on occasion my dream version is better than what's actually in the book. I also constantly call my husband to see if we actually had a discussion / did an activity or if I dreamt it. I often dream that I am my husband... I also get terrible sleep paralysis.

 

This.

 

I prefer looking like a bum to keep most people out of my life

 

I have “resting overly friendly face.” Apparently I’m smiling even though I don’t realize it. Which explains why random people approach me all the time to chat.

What’s funny is my ex (kid’s dad) has “resting murder face” lol. Nobody approaches him ever because he looks mean and angry. My kid said the two of us walking next to each other was hilarious. Like those drama masks

 

I don't care for "chat speak" like "how r u" or "idk". I prefer complete words and complete sentences as opposed to acronyms.

 

The problem with 'weird' is that something might seem weird the first or second time you do it, but after you've cooked a couple of dozen people and made meat pies out of them for sale around the neighborhood, it seems pretty normal.

Um... or so I've heard...

 

I am vegan when I bake or cook because I'm allergic to eggs and dairy, but I eat meat.

 

I yawn whenever I see someone else yawn. Even if they’re on tv. Even when my cat does it lol.

 

Thats not that weird
1 in 3 men are

 

I've never been in a Casino.

 

My favorite sandwich is peanut butter and sweet pickles

 

I am a science junkie because I love to learn how the universe works. I am a firm believer in magic, real magic, because that is what makes life worth living.

 

When I’m sad my left wrist hurts.